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CANDO
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Post by CANDO » 28 Nov 2004, 00:41

There are sure a lot of sad people about!!

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Post by beezer » 28 Nov 2004, 00:45

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Post by CANDO » 28 Nov 2004, 00:57

I'm sure I used to have better things to do on a saturday night.

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Post by martyhopkirk » 28 Nov 2004, 01:41

I remember going down the Palace nightclub in Blackpool on a Saturday night to see the Hit Man and Her - sadly those days have long gone with the advent of small children.

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Post by madasafish » 28 Nov 2004, 01:55

soon be the longest thread here:-)

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Post by vanny » 28 Nov 2004, 22:51

sorry, i couldn't help my self.
And being a bit of a lemming if i did see a big red button i'd have to press it, just in some hope of being catapulted stupidly high :D

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Post by Stinkwheel » 28 Nov 2004, 23:21

I once did see a big red button that said do not press, when i pressed it nothing happened, I felt so cheated!!!

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Post by oilyspanner » 28 Nov 2004, 23:40

Once had a bloke faint while I was standing behind him holding a big mallet! I just look guilty, I too pressed the button marked do not press.
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Post by Stuart McB » 29 Nov 2004, 00:58

Sorry been all over the site can't find any big red button. I need to press it now!!!! It's like the time I was on a plane next to the safety door, big red sign "DO NOT TOUCH" Two and a half hours sweating while this door talked to me "come on and open me" it would say, Help please I need that button.

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Post by weety » 29 Nov 2004, 01:52

you just sucked us all in

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Post by tonyb1 » 29 Nov 2004, 03:12

No. 30 and rightly so :-) Those strings that support the parcel shelf, my remaining one threaded tonight .................

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Post by uhn113x » 29 Nov 2004, 14:32

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by simonelsey</i>

whos tank girl
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Translate, please, someone?

madasafish
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Post by madasafish » 29 Nov 2004, 14:52

Well lets have some jokes:
Subject: Marriage
> >
> > Marriage (Part I)
> >
> > Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
> > he laid down the following rules:
> >
> > "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't
> > expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table
> > unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go
> > hunting,fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies
> > and don't you give me a hard time about it.
> >
> > Those are my rules. Any comments?"
> >
> >
> > His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
> > will be sex here at seven o'clock every night . . .whether you're here or
> > not."
> >
> >
> >
> > Marriage (Part II)
> >
> > Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
> > anniversary! .
> >
> > The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
> >
> >
> > 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
> >
> > "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
> > reads,
> >
> > "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Marriage (Part III)
> >
> > Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
> >
> >
> > Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either,"
> > and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and
> > decides to make amends and rings her up.
> >
> > She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says,
> >
> > "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
> >
> > She says, "I was in bed."
> >
> > "In bed this early, doing what?"
> >
> > "Getting a second opinion!"
> >
> >
> >
> > Marriage (Part IV)
> >
> >
> > A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
> >
> > He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of
> > Six" in spite of her objections.
> >
> > One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home
> > and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
> >
> > He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?'"
> >
> > His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
> >
> >
> > "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
> >
> >
> >
> >

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Post by TomH » 29 Nov 2004, 15:01

the intrigue!

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Post by ACTIVE8 » 29 Nov 2004, 21:26

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I remember going down the Palace nightclub in Blackpool on a Saturday night to see the Hit Man and Her - sadly those days have long gone with the advent of small children.
I have some tapes of the Hit Man progs somewhere, I think !
So if I have one of Blackpool will you be on it ?
Did you dance with Michella ?[:)][:D]