Citrojim's Ka, Saxo and Bike Tales

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Re: Citrojim's Xantia, C1 and XM Tales

Post by Chris570 » 17 Nov 2014, 11:38

CitroJim wrote:
Chris570 wrote:I heard that you were removed from the Wheeler Dealers stand for trying to hump Mike Brewers leg. Is that true?
Now you know why I didn't sleep well last night... Police cells are a bit uncomfortable :twisted:
You get used to it

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Post by addo » 17 Nov 2014, 11:50

Is there a YT of this event? :lol:

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Post by CitroJim » 17 Nov 2014, 11:56

addo wrote:Is there a YT of this event? :lol:
Not as far as I know, thank goodness [-o<

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Post by addo » 17 Nov 2014, 12:00

So Brewer won't be tendering his trews as evidence, unlike Monica and the blue dress? :shock:

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Re: Citrojim's Xantia, C1 and XM Tales

Post by Chris570 » 17 Nov 2014, 12:17

I don't believe jim had got that into by the time 6 burly guards had to remove him. From what I've heard jim's grip is phenomenal

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Post by addo » 17 Nov 2014, 12:26

Shame they weren't Berlei guards. :twisted:

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Re: Citrojim's Xantia, C1 and XM Tales

Post by CitroJim » 23 Nov 2014, 16:28

Xantia V6 - Nothing to report :-D
Activa - Nothing to report :shock:
C1 - Nothing to report - normal situation...

Me - Nothing of interest to report :)

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Post by bxzx16v » 23 Nov 2014, 17:47

That's good Jim, especially this time of year.

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Re: Citrojim's Xantia, C1 and XM Tales

Post by myglaren » 23 Nov 2014, 21:42

CitroJim wrote:Xantia V6 - Nothing to report :-D
Activa - Nothing to report :shock:
C1 - Nothing to report - normal situation...

Me - Nothing of interest to report :)
Excellent report!

Same here Jim - I was just thinking of creating a "Nothing To Report" blog :twisted:

All the criticism the C5s come in for and I rarely have a problem. Only one at the minute that has been going on for a year, the fan module. Shuts down after a few minutes at top speed, than wakes up a while later.

Will leave it until the warmer weather, then probably leave it until I need it, then leave it for the warmer weather again.

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Re: Citrojim's Xantia, C1 and XM Tales

Post by CitroJim » 30 Nov 2014, 12:20

Had a good day yesterday. I ran down to see dad in Somerset to install his new telly.

For once I didn't drive a Citroën down there. I drove a......

Brace yourselves....

A Vauxhalll :arrow: :twisted:

Actually although it's badged as one it was actually a little Suzuki Splash.

It was okay actually bar the sodding concrete driving seat. Not helped by my nether regions not being very well padded :lol:

In other news I've finally got an Android tablet - a Samsung Galaxy. It is absolutely ace. Posting from it now :-D

I'm hardly using my laptop now.,

I'm also back on Facebook. If you want to be my friend then please do. My full name is not hard to guess from looking at my website :wink:

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Post by addo » 30 Nov 2014, 12:48

You could consider me a "friend" without the need for Crackbook.

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Post by CitroJim » 30 Nov 2014, 12:58

addo wrote:You could consider me a "friend" without the need for Crackbook.
Thanks Adam and that's very much reciprocated :-D

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Post by myglaren » 30 Nov 2014, 13:12

addo wrote:You could consider me a "friend" without the need for Crackbook.
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Same here Jim, won't do Farcebook!

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Re: Citrojim's Xantia, C1 and XM Tales

Post by CitroJim » 30 Nov 2014, 13:19

My problem is I drift in and out of it. One reason for me is to keep in touch with my family and friends who don't frequent the FCF or drive Citroëns. I have plenty of both!!

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Post by CitroJim » 30 Nov 2014, 13:22

Something else that prompted me to return was the kids saying 'dad, have you heard about....'

'No.."

'Well, if you were on Facebook......'