Citrojim's Saxo and Cycling Tales

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Chris, Kev, I think this could be going somewhere :-D :-D

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Where to? Wales :lol:

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CitroJim wrote:Chris, Kev, I think this could be going somewhere :-D :-D
red_dwarfers wrote:Where to? Wales :lol:

This does sound like a great plan :-D

Let me know when ... :)

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Citroenmad wrote: This does sound like a great plan :-D

Let me know when ... :)
I shall start, in slow time, doing a bit of planning!

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DickieG wrote:
addo wrote:Take two French maids and go to bed; no need to call us in the morning. :twisted:
Will these do the job?

Danielle has always said Jim needs a buxom wench to look after him, probably in their 30's to keep up with him :)

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Xac wrote: Danielle has always said Jim needs a buxom wench to look after him, probably in their 30's to keep up with him :)
I do, you're right Xac. Just try finding a good one. They're rarer than a good XM... :lol: :lol:

Mind you, I found one of those so you never know :wink:

I don't take much keeping up with nowadays :roll: :(

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red_dwarfers wrote:
If you ever struggle finding holiday companions/chauffeurs I'm sure I could spare a few days, would have to be on school holidays mind :evil:
ou arnt you ment to be under that G our Kev :-D :roll: :wink:

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citronut wrote:
red_dwarfers wrote:
If you ever struggle finding holiday companions/chauffeurs I'm sure I could spare a few days, would have to be on school holidays mind :evil:
ou arnt you ment to be under that G our Kev :-D :roll: :wink:
He's got to have a break sometimes Malcolm!

Anyway, knowing Kev the G will be done by then :-D

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citronut wrote: ou arnt you ment to be under that G our Kev :-D :roll: :wink:
Oh but Malcolm pleeeeeeeeeeseee :-D :-D I promise to wash the dishes for a week!

I need to do an update on that, welding is almost done and I've got a set of NOS Michelins to go on.

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CitroJim wrote: Anyway, knowing Kev the G will be done by then :-D
Of course it will, we'll be going in it! :lol:

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Citroenmad wrote:
CitroJim wrote: Anyway, knowing Kev the G will be done by then :-D
Of course it will, we'll be going in it! :lol:
Hey, now that's a good plan :-D

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Kev how about turning the G into a G load runner i have not seen one yet

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CitroJim wrote:
Xac wrote: Danielle has always said Jim needs a buxom wench to look after him, probably in their 30's to keep up with him :)
I don't take much keeping up nowadays :roll: :(
That'll be the --adware link removed-- they're slipping into your cocoa at work Jim!!!!

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Rhothgar wrote: That'll be the --adware link removed-- they're slipping into your cocoa at work Jim!!!!
You might be on to something there Roger, I feel much better when I don't go to work :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I thought the word would be removed.

It was a little blue pill starting with V and ending in a with iagr in the middle.

It was funny whilst my joke lasted (fell flat on its face because of the anti-spam filters)