Citrojim's Ka, Saxo and Bike Tales

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Post by DickieG » 11 Dec 2012, 19:39

addo wrote:Take two French maids and go to bed; no need to call us in the morning. :twisted:
Will these do the job?


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Re: Citrojim's Xantia and XM Tales

Post by citronut » 11 Dec 2012, 20:16

Dick Dick Dick Dick DickeGGGGG c c c c c cant you c c c c c count that three f f f f f french maids

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Post by DickieG » 11 Dec 2012, 20:23

citronut wrote:Dick Dick Dick Dick DickeGGGGG c c c c c cant you c c c c c count that three f f f f f french maids
Nah there's only two there Malcolm, for some reason you've gone boss eyed :lol:

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Post by CitroJim » 11 Dec 2012, 21:36

DickieG wrote:
addo wrote:Take two French maids and go to bed; no need to call us in the morning. :twisted:
Will these do the job?
Oh yes :-D They can come and change my oil any time they like. And then if they want, they can do the V6...

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Re: Citrojim's Xantia and XM Tales

Post by CitroJim » 11 Dec 2012, 21:36

DickieG wrote:
citronut wrote:Dick Dick Dick Dick DickeGGGGG c c c c c cant you c c c c c count that three f f f f f french maids
Nah there's only two there Malcolm, for some reason you've gone boss eyed :lol:
:rofl:

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Post by red_dwarfers » 11 Dec 2012, 21:51

addo wrote: Kev suddenly realises his beard has gone missing.
I like that! :lol: :lol:


I thought you were supposed to be relaxing Jim, not much chance with those maids around!

If you ever struggle finding holiday companions/chauffeurs I'm sure I could spare a few days, would have to be on school holidays mind :evil:

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Post by CitroJim » 11 Dec 2012, 21:55

red_dwarfers wrote: I thought you were supposed to be relaxing Jim, not much chance with those maids around!
I don't know. Only one way to find out :lol:
red_dwarfers wrote:If you ever struggle finding holiday companions/chauffeurs I'm sure I could spare a few days, would have to be on school holidays mind :evil:
Now there's a thought! Would you not mind doing much the same as you did last year then Kev? Although there'll be a lot more trains involved...

I tell you what, a tour of Mid and North Wales by XM would be magical 8-)

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Post by red_dwarfers » 11 Dec 2012, 22:15

CitroJim wrote: Now there's a thought! Would you not mind doing much the same as you did last year then Kev? Although there'll be a lot more trains involved...

I tell you what, a tour of Mid and North Wales by XM would be magical 8-)
Many things are well worth repeating!

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Post by Citroenmad » 11 Dec 2012, 22:34

CitroJim wrote:
red_dwarfers wrote:If you ever struggle finding holiday companions/chauffeurs I'm sure I could spare a few days, would have to be on school holidays mind :evil:
Now there's a thought! Would you not mind doing much the same as you did last year then Kev? Although there'll be a lot more trains involved...

I tell you what, a tour of Mid and North Wales by XM would be magical 8-)
If you need a back-up driver ... :-D :lol: :roll:

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Re: Citrojim's Xantia and XM Tales

Post by CitroJim » 11 Dec 2012, 22:38

Chris, Kev, I think this could be going somewhere :-D :-D

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Post by red_dwarfers » 11 Dec 2012, 22:47

Where to? Wales :lol:

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Post by Citroenmad » 11 Dec 2012, 22:58

CitroJim wrote:Chris, Kev, I think this could be going somewhere :-D :-D
red_dwarfers wrote:Where to? Wales :lol:

This does sound like a great plan :-D

Let me know when ... :)

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Post by CitroJim » 12 Dec 2012, 07:56

Citroenmad wrote: This does sound like a great plan :-D

Let me know when ... :)
I shall start, in slow time, doing a bit of planning!

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Post by Xaccers » 12 Dec 2012, 08:32

DickieG wrote:
addo wrote:Take two French maids and go to bed; no need to call us in the morning. :twisted:
Will these do the job?

Danielle has always said Jim needs a buxom wench to look after him, probably in their 30's to keep up with him :)

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Post by CitroJim » 12 Dec 2012, 08:38

Xac wrote: Danielle has always said Jim needs a buxom wench to look after him, probably in their 30's to keep up with him :)
I do, you're right Xac. Just try finding a good one. They're rarer than a good XM... :lol: :lol:

Mind you, I found one of those so you never know :wink:

I don't take much keeping up with nowadays :roll: :(